permalink: "#1 (September 18, 2023): Manor Manners"
This is why I hate solicitors.
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1: Manor Manners - September 18, 2023 (M)
Panel 1
[The vista shows a strange black mansion in a foreboding forest at night.]
Narrator: "Amidst the desolate moors, a black manor looms, a solitary sentinel beneath the vast, inscrutable void of the cosmic expanse."
Random human: "Hello? Is anyone here? I'm sorry to intrude..."
Panel 2
[The human enters through the front door.]
Human: "...But my car broke down and my phone isn't getting a signal! Is there a chance I could-"
Panel 3
[Gibberish from the eldritch forms of Pilcrow and the Asterism fills the house, as they appear in their strange and eldritch forms.]
Human: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Panel 4
Rando: "I've got to get out of here! Aaaah!"
[Pilcrow and the Asterism are now standing as anthropomorphic birds and watching the man flee. Pilcrow looks like a male crow, and the Asterism looks like a female flamingo with three eyes.]
Pilcrow: "Rude."
The Asterism: "Do you think it was something we said?"