permalink: "#88 (April 12, 2024): Too Quiet"
Turns out, blocking all earthly noise just makes room for the unearthly kind.
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88: Too Quiet - April 12, 2024 (F)
Panel 1
[Pilcrow and the Asterism are in a meditation room in the Black Manor in their bird-headed humanoid forms of a crow and three-eyed flamingo. Pilcrow is wearing a blue button-up shirt with rolled sleeves and yellow pants. The Asterism is wearing a workout outfit of leggings and a sports bra.]
Pilcrow: "Behold, the pinnacle of silence! Our new meditation room blocks all earthly noise."
Panel 2
The Asterism: "A space free from the world's noise? What bliss!"
Panel 3
[They close their eyes and start to meditate. However, a dark and ominous voice radiates into the room like a radio signal.]
Eldritch Radio Voice: "Welcome back to the Void's Echo, with tonight's tale from the cryptic depths of O'rath, the forgotten city."
Panel 4
[The two each open an eye, visibly annoyed.]
Pilcrow: "Turns out, 'absolute silence' includes a subscription to the eldritch broadcasting network. Who knew?"
The Asterism: "Maybe next time we aim for less 'ancient cursed cities' and more 'spa music.'"