permalink: "#96 (May 8, 2024): Occult Wiring"
Ley lines: Not just for ancient druids anymore. Now, they're for anyone with a screwdriver and too much confidence.
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96: Occult Wiring - May 8, 2024 (W)
Panel 1
[Pilcrow is in a dark hallway in the Black Manor in his bird-headed humanoid form of a crow. He is wearing a red flannel shirt and jeans, and staring at an open door that is glowing reddish-pink.]
Pilcrow: "Time to finally fix the wiring. It can't be that hard, right?"
Pilcrow: "I think it's in here."
Panel 2
[He enters the door to discover a vast dark plain covered with mystic glowing lines of pink light, they lead off to strange eldritch structures.]
Pilcrow: "Oh. Huh. That could be a problem."
Panel 3
[Pilcrow walks into one of the Black Manor's living rooms, where the Asterism is watching TV in her bird-headed humanoid form of a three-eyed flamingo. She is wearing an orange wrap-around dress.]
Pilcrow: "Asterism, this house isn’t just old; it's powered by ancient ley lines of the cosmos!"
Panel 4
The Asterism: "How curious! Well, don't short-circuit the universe. I'd hate to reset existence because you mixed up the wires."
Pilcrow: "Maybe I should just call a handyman."